Goodbye Gummies

*Stewie’s first tooth comes out*

Incisor: Aha! I am free! I hereby claim this mouth in the name of Incisor!

*Second tooth pops out*

Bicuspid: Not so fast!

Incisor: Ah Bicuspid, so we meet again!

Bicuspid: Have at you!

Incisor: En Guarde!

*both wriggle trying to move*

*they can't*

Bicuspid: Shall we bite the tongue then?

Incisor: On three... one.. two.. three!

Stewie: Ah!

For over a month now, Wendy and I have chuckled at the thought of Maya’s first tooth popping out thanks to Stewie. The scene laid out above is a classic moment in Family Guy history and now a memory for Team Dutton. The time has finally come! Maya has sprouted her first long awaited tooth. After many nights of fussing, orajel and shots of Whisky (for Wendy and I of course), Maya’s front lower tooth is starting to show. We imagine the rest are soon to follow and just like Stewie, Maya has a second tooth ready to fight! As this moment is exciting for the family, let’s have a moment of silence for the ol’ gummies. Maya displayed the gummy smile like a true champion. The masses always cracked a return smile when confronted with Maya’s gumbos. From Target to Reagan National Airport, no one could resist. Although a tragic loss, we look forward to the new and improved mouth. Look out cheerio’s…here we come!

Until the next great Dutton moment, as the great roman Hardgrave would say, NASTRAVIA!